Monday, July 22, 2024

An aesthetically designed… WOOLSHED?

Farmer meets architect…

Edward: I like the house. But I need a woolshed.

Michael: For?

Edward: You know. Shearing sheep. Handling the wool. Getting the fleeces ready for collection.

Michael: How big?

Edward: A few shearers. Flocks of a hundred sheep.

Michael: Out of the weather?

Edward: Oh yes. 

Michael: (producing a simple woolshed on CAD) Something like this?

Edward: Can’t you add a more style? Like you did for my house?

Michael: OK. (producing a fancier version on CAD) More like this?

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Voice-over

Michael argues with his client emphasizing that the design of a grand house centers on luxury and aesthetics which contrasts with the functions of a woolshed as being driven by agricultural functions. Edward eventually accepts that low maintenance and practicalities of shearing sheep are not easily rendered into a luxurious aesthetic woolshed. He ends up with corrugated iron.

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