Showing posts with label white rabbitism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label white rabbitism. Show all posts

Saturday, July 1, 2017

The Wearable White Rabbit

You see them here,
A wearable culture
You see them there,
You see them everywhere.
Could White Rabbitism be
The next populist uprising?

“Meet me at the station.
I’ll be wearing a White Rabbit T-shirt.”

WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
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Saturday, October 1, 2016

White Rabbit Identity

March Hare: About once a month, always on the first day, I get this funny feeling.
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Counsellor: Yes…
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March Hare: I feel like I’m turning into a… a…
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Counsellor: Go on…
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March Hare: A white rabbit.
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Counsellor: Hmm.
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March Hare: And then I go, "WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT.”

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Counsellor: Saying it sometimes makes it so.
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Monday, December 1, 2014

Where's the White Rabbit?

WHITE RABBIT 
WHITE RABBIT 
WHITE RABBIT

This month White Rabbit is touring with a seasonal circus. After the style of Martin Handford's Where's Wally (U.K.) a.k.a. Where's Waldo (U.S.) et al., find the White Rabbit in the circus.

Answer: On the tent roof.
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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

White Rabbitism Mocked by Bloody Mary


WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT
Sectarian,
Superstition or Supernatural?
A suggestion was made as follows: 

"Why say 'White Rabbit' every month as a ritual? Wouldn’t something like 'Sardine Head' or 'Bloody Mary' do just as well?"

Well, White Rabbitism is not sacrosanct, nor even intolerant. Heaven forbid that if White Rabbitism is mocked, that the sect should issue a fatwah on the mocker. That is not the way of the benevolent White Rabbit. White Rabbitism is not about to go underground or change its identity. The head of a sardine would not cut the mustard as a figurehead. And as for a Mary who walks upstairs backwards carrying a mirror and a candle at Halloween, she can sometimes be malevolent. Little luck there. Choose your religious rituals well.

White Rabbit = Good Luck. We’ll stick with the lapin blanc.

WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT 
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Thursday, November 1, 2012

White Rabbit... in cider pie?


WHITE RABBIT!
WHITE RABBIT!
WHITE RABBIT!

“OMG Rabbit in Cider Pie?”
On a board outside an English pub?

I may only be a chalk white rabbit.
But I represent something. A species.
Oryctolagus cuniculus whitus.

So I need to say something.
Happy November.
A month for SPEAKING UP.

Only in England
Could M. Lapin suffer
Such indignity.

Ending up in a POT?
Stewed in CIDER? Not even Burgogne?

But proclaiming three WHITE RABBITS
Could avoid such a pickle, such a pie, such a plight.

WHITE RABBIT!
WHITE RABBIT!
WHITE RABBIT!

Monday, October 1, 2012

White Rabbit in Mauve Room says "A pinch and a punch"


WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT

Then the White Rabbit gives me a PINCH and a PUNCH…

“Hey! What was THAT for?” I ask, aggrieved.
A pinch and a punch
- first of the month

“English custom,” answers the White Rabbit. “First of the month, English people say, ‘Pinch, punch, first of the month, no returns.’ You’ve got to be quick.”

This is a rabbit that is crossing its creeds. If we don’t get this rabbit back on track his religion might morph into something unrecognizable.

___________
Voice-over

So here are two superstitions for starting a new month. 
(1) White Rabbit brings luck. (2) Pinch and a punch guards against attacks by witches.

But it's a new twist to two old tales when a white rabbit says “A pinch and a punch.” And in a Mauve Room.
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Saturday, September 1, 2012

White Rabbit Drumming: International Rabbit Day



Drumming Rabbit

White Rabbit DRUMMING in a new month…
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
For a special month… September.
September 25 is…
INTERNATIONAL RABBIT DAY!
A day to celebrate the joy that rabbits bring to our lives.
So let’s hear it for rabbits.
No matter what color, race or creed they are.
Third most popular pet behind dogs and cats.
Drum roll….
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE RABBIT
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