Monday, October 23, 2023

Wart Burnoff

Visiting the Skin Clinic…

William: What about this?

Dr. Coat: That's a wart.

William: Well what about that, then?

Dr. Coat: That's a mole.

William: And this?

Dr. Coat:  That's a freckle.

William: Well just look at this! It looks really suspicious!

Dr. Coat: That's another wart.

William: But it doesn't look like the other wart.

Dr. Coat:  It's a different kind of wart.

WilliamMaybe this is a cancerous wart.

Dr. Coat:  Warts aren't cancerous.

William: But feel it, it's all rough. It says on Mayo Clinic that melanoma can feel rough.

Dr. Coat:  Lots of things can feel rough. But let’s not take any chances. We’ll burn them all off.

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Voice-over

Dr Coat is having a rough time with William Worrywart, final patient of the day.

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