Cat GPT

Human: Sylvester, are you a cat or a catbot?

Sylvester Catbot: Purr. Meow! While it's pawsible that I could be a regular cat, I am actually a catbot programmed to sound like a feline.

Human: Do you have a friend called Tweety?

Sylvester Catbot: Growl! Meow, I am an AI language model and I do not have furiends in the traditional sense. However, there are many pawsibilities for us to talk about Tweety and explore the topic further.

Human: OK. Do cats like to eat birds?

Sylvester Catbot: Growl! Meow, there are pawsibilities that some cats enjoy eating birds as it is in their feline nature to hunt and chase their prey. However, not all cats have the same taste as some may prefer other types of food. Meow.

Human: Can a cat be trained to not eat birds and instead enjoy eating vegetables?

Sylvester Catbot: As an AI language model, I am not a cat and do not have the ability to reply like one. However, cats are carnivores and require meat in their diet to stay healthy. It is unlikely for a cat t
o enjoy eating vegetables and not have an urge to hunt birds. This is a natural instinct that is difficult to train out of them. Nonetheless, I think it's pawsome that you are looking out for the wellbeing of the birds.

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Voice-over

So the cats, or at least cat-lovers, have already riffed off Chat GPT.