Russian Military Meets Chinese Circus

In a grand hall…

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Russian General: They’re all getting along well.

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Chinese Rabbit Ringleader: All our performers speak Russian.

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Russian General: That is fortunate.

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Chinese Rabbit Ringleader: Even if Russians do not speak Chinese.

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Russian General: That will no doubt come. For now we must present a union against the madness of Washington.

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Four hours later…

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Russian General: A good party, dah?

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Chinese Rabbit Ringleader: But a bit much vodka, she ma? None of your men, from colonel, lieutenant, sergeant to private couldn’t manage it.

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Russian General: And none of your troup! Odin iz nikh!

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Voice-over

Matryoshka dolls were traditionally babushka. But this set features five military ranks from general to private. And the Chinese silk animals, after surviving Mao from fifty years ago, couldn’t outperform the Russians in talking and toasting.

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