Rooster Air

A weird administration tests the normalization of the absurd…

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DT: I’m thinking of starting a new airline. Last one didn’t do so well.

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SB: How?

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DT: I have a plan. It’ll be a great plan. With my face painted on the nose of the aircraft.

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SB: You know as president you have a conflict of interest.

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DT: I know, OK. So I’ll call this one “Rooster Air.” Rooster faces on the noses. Give the airline industry a wake-up call. Cock a doodle-doo!

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SB: I’m thinking, roosters have red eyes.

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DT: Ha! Great idea Steve! All the flights will be red-eyes.

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SB: Maybe Ivanka could sell eyedrops on board. And safety announcements could be rooster crows.

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Voice-over

Somebody been watching Air New Zealand’s safety instruction video?

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