Easter Rabbit: Run Rabbit Run

At the Butcher’s Shop…

Customer: What meat do you sell for Easter?

Butcher: Rabbits. Easter bunnies.

Customer: I see beef and lamb and pork. No rabbit.

RUN RABBIT RUN!

Butcher: Rabbit is special. Out back in the freezer. Need some?

Customer: Nope. I’m vegetarian.

Butcher: Actually, so am I.

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Voice-over

A VEGETARIAN BUTCHER? So he was. Claimed he’d been called in from the vege shop next door to cover for the butcher who was away to pick up supplies.

WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT.