Nightlife at Ninety

Diurnal goes Nocturnal…

Hua Tunan: 
Night Owl

A-person: I used to be fundamentally an early bird but since turning ninety I’ve become a night-owl.

B-person: Welcome to the club. Enjoy the nightlife. Stevenson said there is a “romance about all those who are abroad in the black hours."

A-person: Not much romance in in my nightlife though. Nightlife for me passes for getting up four or five times a night to go to the toilet.

B-person: Oh. Yes. Passing. That’s a different kind of nightlife.

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Voice-over

Nightlife when you are ninety means avoiding going bump in the night when stumbling out of bed. Tooraloo!

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