Emi: The news always has good stories.
Mai: That one, that one about the baby dropped from the third floor.
Emi: I know, and it landed in the net and didn’t cry, like nothing had happened.
Mai: Weak moral though.
Emi. Ignorance is bliss?
Mai: Maybe. How about the one about the twenty elderly people caught in a bus in a flood.
Emi: They all drowned?
Mai: They cut up the curtains and made a rope and climbed out onto the roof.
Emi: Necessity is the mother of invention?
Mai: That’ll do.
For a ready-made moral, try attaching a proverb to a story. Quick and easy.