Separating the sheep from the goats…
.
Disciple: What’s the meaning of the parable of sheep and goats?
.
Priest: Sheep, by their meek and docile behavior, shall inherit God’s kingdom. Goats, however, are more aggressive and independent and are sent to the other place.
.
Disciple: So God can tell a sheep from a goat.
.
Priest: Of course. He has an app on his smartphone. He points the phone camera at the applicants and the app makes a decision on who can enter the kingdom, or not.
____________
Voice-over
There really IS an app for smartphones to distinguish between sheep faces at least. Here. Surely there are ne’er-do-wells even among sheep?
...
