Sunday, April 13, 2014
Champion Juicers, Spark Plugs and Socks
Chaman: I had a dream: I saw a Champion Juicer as a big, black truck, pulling a load of vegetables.
Chantoya: With you, it’s probably the motor.
Chaman: No, no, I like the juice they make, too. But you know, Champion is also the name of a spark plug.
Chantoya: What’s a spark plug?
Chaman: And Champion is the name of sock maker.
Chantoya: Next you’ll be telling me that Champion is a company that’s set to dominate the world economy.
Chaman: I’ll let you in on a secret. No one knows this, but it’s actually a company run by aliens. They’re set up take us over by economics.
Champion Juicers date from the 1950s. This coincides with the time when UFOs began to appear. Convinced?