Monday, December 12, 2016

Independence Day 2017

Press conference …
WP: Mr T, Did you ever insult women, immigrants, people with disabilities?
T: Lies, all lies, never did.
WP: Mr T, did you ever deny that climate warming is occurring?
T: Of course. It’s a hoax. Everybody knows that.
WP: Mr T, did you ever say that President Obama was not born in the U.S.?
T: Never did say that.
Get ready for the Freak Show.
So the world now has a U.S. president who uses hate speech, conspiracy theories and false news. Good grief. Despite, or perhaps because of, the media’s best efforts to prevent it, this alien slipped through the air-conditioning grating and took over our planet. America, you sent the alien packing in Independence Day 1996, can’t you fix it this time?

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