Inside-out campfire

ARE YOU SURE THIS FIRE
ISN'T INSIDE-OUT?

On observing porcelain rabbits in a PMA's terrarium…

Sam: What are they doing?

Pam: They're warming themselves.

Sam: What is this?

Pam: It's a log.

Sam: And these?

Pam: Stones, it's a campfire.

Sam: Campfires usually have stones round the outside and logs in the middle.

Pam: It's a post-modern campfire.

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Voice-over

If you take a non-camper to the mountains, and merely tell them, “gather some sticks and stones,” something odd like an inside-out campfire could result. Post-modern artists (PMAs) without survival skills face cold nights.

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